www.vincenzomanzoni.com

[Pastacolpesto]

Sono "fan" di Gunther da ormai molti anni....nno posso che postare due degli altri suoi video imperdibili:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD3s__hWS8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y&feature=related

Bananas melonas!
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A.Einstein

[antonio]

[xjp]

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[vinz]

Bellissimo! ;D

(Uno contro uno però stava vincendo il pc )
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[Endless]

E comunque vorrei far notare che ha iniziato lei!

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"Amo il mio lavoro! Amo il mio lavoro! Amo il mio lavoro!"

[Francesco]

Presa dalla firma di xjp, che ringrazio, fa straridere!

http://bash.org/?244321

edit: mi sto pisciando sotto, ci sono un sacco di quote fantastici su quel sito... ne riporto qualcuno...

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

questa sto veramente male...
<reptile> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

<Quake> brad, your mom is fine as shit
<Quake> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake> Jesus-fucking christ!!!

#1660 +(6561)- [X]

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

anche questa fa straridere, ma è stracattiva...

<JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
<KnaveBrad> nope
<JoshtheRipper> kool
<JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks
<KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"

<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge> fuck me

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V> i belong with the other 13%

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
<bawss> Right click.

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

questa sto male...

<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

<Chin> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<Chin> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<Chin> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<Chin> there is no justice in the world...

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

<MasterG> .....................................................................
..................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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[Andrea]

Puahahahah! Cattivissima!

[vinz]

Cattivissima davvero!
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Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
Nikola Tesla

[ice]

[xjp]

hahaha bash.org FTW!
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[Francesco]

[xjp]

ahahah stupende Francesco!
alcune sono veramente bastarde..
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[Francesco]

Davvero, c'è da perdersi le giornate sul quel sito!
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[vinz]

[Andrea]